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Not Too Young For a Song
little too young
and not yet quite strong
little too young
maybe to sing along
but not too young
to know where you belong
and not too young for a song
little too young
for holding a spoon
little too young
know midnight from noon
but not too young
to look up at the moon
and not too young for a tune
I’ll sing, you can wave your arms around, that’s right
If we want, we can go all night
Little too young
Knowin right from wrong
Little too young
Know where the sun has gone
But not too young
To come along
And not too young for a song
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It Vibrates
Coming Soon
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Tummy Time
Oh it’s tummy time
Yeah it’s tummy time
It’s tum tum tummy tummy
Tum tum tummy tummy tummy time
Oh it’s tummy time
Yeah it’s tummy time
It’s tum tum tummy tummy
Tum tum tummy tummy tummy time
If you were a possum
You’d hang upside down
If you were a lizard
You’d slither thru the town
If you were a monkey
Youd live in the trees
But you’re a humanoid
Gotta crawl on your knees
Oh it’s tummy time
Yeah it’s tummy time
It’s tum tum tummy tummy
Tum tum tummy tummy tummy time
Oh it’s tummy time
Yeah it’s tummy time
It’s tum tum tummy tummy
Tum tum tummy tummy tummy time
Time for your tummy
Cause you aint no dummy
Your drool is runny
Time for your tummy
Time for your tummy
Cause you ain’t no dummy
Your drool is runny
Time for your tummy
If you were a wildebeest
You’d run so fine
If you were a fishy
You’d swim all the time
If you were a crocodile
You’d wallow in the slime
But you’re a baby
Time for tummy time
Yah it’s tummy time, etc.
Whistle
It’s tummy time, etc.
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Your First Friend
Do you hear the crying from next door
Seems to have no end
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be your first friend
Do you hear the crying from next door
Look there it is again
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be your first friend
A friend is someone you like to play with
And like walk and talk with too
A friend is someone you might share an ice cream with
While visiting the zoo
Do you hear the crying from next door
Hear it now and then
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be
Maybe it will be your first friend
Whistle
Maybe it will be, etc.
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Farmer
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting wheat
His little farm is down the street
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting millet
Your eyes are huge, just like a skillet
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting scallions
His people come from a long line of Italians
Whistle
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting leaks
They’re good each day of the week
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, and rutabagas
With seeds that come from Venezuela
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting shoes
If they don’t grow, we’ve got nothing to lose
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting flowers
They grow a foot every hour
Whistle
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting corn, he’s planting wheat
His little farm is down the street
You are a ghost, you are a charmer
Look there is jones, he is a farmer
He’s planting wheat, he’s planting corn
I am so glad that you were born
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Hen Party
Coming Soon
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Screamin Dreamin
If you’re screamin just to scream
Don’t be screamin just to scream
But if you’re dreamin just to dream
Then be dreamin just to dream
Your dreams are fluffy white clouds and I hope
They’re never bad
Your best dreams I assure you
Still the ones you haven’t had
If you’re screamin just to scream
Don’t be screamin just to scream
But if you’re dreamin just to dream
Then be dreamin just to dream
May all your dreams be sweet ones may all your
Skies be blue
Your best dreams are the ones
That are sure to come true
If you’re screamin just to scream
Don’t be screamin just to scream
But if you’re dreamin just to dream
Then be dreamin just to dream
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Cabin in the Snow
There’s a cabin in the snow
Where the rabbit people go
And they gather all their walnuts from below
And they come from many miles
Singin folk songs all the while
Just to sit there in the piles of snow
There’s a cabin in the snow
Where the rabbit people go
And they invite their friends the crows, come along too
And the crows come in from spain
Cause they’re tired of the rain
And they like to see the snow, so would you
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
I’d like to go to a cabin in the snow
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
Maybe we can go to a cabin in the snow
There’s a cabin in the snow
Where the rabbit people go
Throw their snowballs at the trees really low
And the elves come out to play
And they run around all day
And beneath the snow the flowers start to grow
There’s a cabin in the snow
Where the monkeys also go
And they join the rabbit people for a meal
And they cook up walnut stew
Rabbit people and their crew
For dessert they have some dried-up orange peel
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
I’d like to go to a cabin in the snow
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
Maybe we can go to a cabin in the snow
Whistle
There’s a cabin in the snow
Where the rabbit people go
And they gather all their walnuts from below
They come from many miles
Singing folk songs all the while
Just to sit there in the piles of snow
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
I’d like to go to a cabin in the snow
Cabin in the snow, cabin in the snow
Maybe we can go to a cabin in the snow
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Hiccup Song
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Some people think they know
Why the hiccups come and go, but
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic, they come and go
Hic they come and go
Hic, they come and go
Hiccups come and go
Whistle
Sometimes you just have to go outside and play
Sometimes you just have to frighten them away, but
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Some people think they know
Why the hiccups come and go but
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic hic hic hic
Hic hic hic hic
Hiccups come and go
Hic, they come and go
Hic, they come and go
Hic, they come and go
Hiccups come and go (2x)
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You Grew
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
No authorities were notified,
No papers were filed
We’ll keep it between us
We’ll keep it on the sly
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
You grew overnite
You grew in your sleep
The mayor wasn’t called in,
You grew without a peep, but
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
No zoning laws consulted
Officials weren’t informed
But by the time the sun came up
You’d become enormous
Whistle
This is most amazing
You grew in a rush
We won’t tell nobody
We’ll keep it on the hush
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
You grew, you grew,
You grew you grew you grew
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Too Young
If you came to me and said
I want to go off and see the wide world
I’d say you’re too, too young
You’re too, too young
You’re too young for that,
Why don’t you sit on my lap
And we’ll drink cookies n milk
And sing songs of the sun
You’re too young
If you came to me and said
I want to hold a shiny red purse
And hang on the corner of Hollywood & Vine
I’d say you’re too, too young
You’re too, too young
You’re too young for that,
Why don’t you sit on my lap
And we’ll drink cookies n milk
And sing songs of the sun
You’re too young
Why don’t you just let your mama dress you awhile
She knows how to dress you in style
If you came to me
And said I want to hop a freight train
And ride with the hoboes and thieves
And travel on up to Vancouver
I’d say you’re too, too young
You’re too, too young
You’re too young for that,
Why don’t you sit on my lap
And we’ll drink cookies n milk
And sing songs of the sun
You’re too young
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I like that you don’t wear shoes yet
I like that you don’t wear shoes
Shoes are fine for when you grow
But I like to squeeze your toes
I like that you don’t wear shoes
I like that you don’t have a briefcase
I like that you don’t have a briefcase
That can wait till you’re big and fat
But for now you don’t need that
I like that you don’t have a briefcase
I like that you don’t have a mortgage
I like that you don’t have a mortgage
That’s ok when you’re old and grey
But today you can run and play
I like that you don’t have a mortgage
Whistle
I like that you don’t wear shoes yet
I like that you don’t have shoes
Shoes are fine for when you grow
But I like to squeeze your toes
I like that you don’t wear shoes
I like that you don’t have a briefcase
I like that you don’t have a mortgage
Or shoes
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How would you like to come with me
And we’ll go and have tea
And then instead of a very proper lunch
We’ll take a donkey to brunch
We’ll take a donkey to brunch
He’ll have some eggs and ham
And he’ll say “I am who I am”
‘cause that’s how donkeys tend to be
that’s how they tend to be
whistle
donkeys tend to know just who they are
that’s how they are
that’s why donkeys tend to go far
How would you like to come with me
And we’ll go and have tea
And then instead of a very proper lunch
We’ll take a donkey to brunch
We’ll take a donkey to brunch
He’ll have some eggs and ham
And he’ll say “I am who I am”
‘cause that’s how donkeys tend to be
that’s how they tend to be
that’s how donkeys tend to be
that’s how they tend to be
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looking at the sky
looking at the sky
looking at the sky is the greatest thing in life
it’s no wonder why
birdies fly up high
if I was a bird, I’d fly up in the sky
I’d fly up high and all around
And look down on the ground
When they call me, reluctantly
I’d fly on down
looking at the sky
looking at the sky
looking at the sky is the greatest thing in life
it’s no wonder why
birdies fly up high
if I was a bird, I’d fly up in the sky
whistle
I like it when the sun comes up
And brings a brand new day
I like it when the sun goes down
And the stars come out to play
looking at the sky
looking at the sky
looking at the sky is the greatest thing in life
it’s no wonder why
birdies fly up high
if I was a bird, I’d fly up in the sky
it’s no wonder why
birdies fly up high
if I was a bird, I’d fly up in the sky
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if I told you a special secret
would you keep it or tell the whole world
if I told you a special secret
would you keep it or tell the whole world
if my secret was that I love you
would you keep it or tell the whole world
if my secret was that I love you
would you keep it or tell the whole world
whistle
if I told you a special secret
would you keep it or tell the whole world
if I told you a special secret
would you keep it or tell the whole world
would you keep it or tell the whole world
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you never give me sass
or walk out of the room
you never chase the kittens
around with a broom
you never say, I’m not coming
in from the cold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
you never talk back to me
or monopolize the phone
you never say go away
leave me alone
you never demand
slippers made of gold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
6 weeks old, 6 weeks young
6 weeks ago, you done got sprung
you don’t care if your hat
is blue or pink
you never complain
when we wash you in the sink
you never slam the doors
you wouldn’t be so bold
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
perfect little angel
6 weeks old
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there’s 1 2 3 4 5 things
that I want to show you today
there’s 1 2 3 4 5 things
that I want to show you today
1 is a bird
1 is the sun
1 is the tree out in the yard
1 is the cat
and 1 is jack
he lives next door
he has a green suit
he works downtown as a security guard
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there’s things that only a mouse knows
the migratory patterns of cats
the migratory patterns of cats
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
and that is that
there’s things that only a mouse knows
certain qualities of cheese
certain qualities of cheese
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else, sir
if you please
there’s things that only a mouse knows
mixing a sloe gin fizz
mixing a sloe gin fizz
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
that’s how it is
there’s things that only a mouse knows
steering a motor boat
steering a motor boat
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
there’s things that only a mouse knows
riding a kangaroo
riding a kangaroo
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
how do you do
there’s things that only a mouse knows
tumbling down a hill
tumbling down a hill
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
and always will
there’s things that only a mouse knows
finding the crumbs at night
finding the crumbs at night
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
what’s right is right
there’s things that only a mouse knows
singing you to sleep
singing you to sleep
shhhhhhhhhhh
there’s things that only a mouse knows
where a mouse belongs
where a mouse belongs
there’s things that a mouse knows
better than anybody else
that’s the end of this song.
Whistle
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Use your hand to hold your binky, hold your binky,
Hold your binky
Hold your binky in
Use your hand to hold your binky, hold your binky,
Hold your binky
Hold your binky in
Use your hand to hold your binky in
Then it will not fall out of your mouth
And on the ground
And bounce around
Ka-boing ka-boing
And roll around under a chair
Whistle
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The weeks move so fast around here
The weeks move so fast around here
You can almost see them blow away
In the wind
Soon you will be 6 wks old
Soon you will walk on your own
Soon you will wave and say
So long, I’ll make my own way
The weeks move so fast
I’d like to ride on the weeks
Like you ride on a kite in the sky
And just fly…….
The weeks move so fast around here
The weeks moe so fast around here
You can almost see them fly away…….
I’m glad that you are still here
I’m glad you’re hangin round
The weeks move so fast
They make a whooosshing sound
As they fly, on by
The weeks, move so fast
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I think you’ll sleep well tonight
Because because because
Because you were awake all day, and so I think
You’ll sleep the night away
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You’re a lovely little girl that’s what you are
I’d like to take you ridin in my car
We’d go up hills, we’d go down
We’d drive all over town
It’d be so nice to show you all around
You’re a lovely little girl, and that’s the truth
Lovelier than the daughter of john wilkes booth
And though I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting john booth’s little treasure
I’m sure that you are lovelier than her
It’s true, you’re a lovely little girl
Probably the sweetest in the world
Soon you’ll have tiny curls
You’re a diamond, you’re a pearl
They’ll bow to you, princes, dukes and earls
You’re a lovely girl I know of what I speak
The lovely faucet must’ve sprung a leak
It gushed forth on the morn
That lovely you were born
The stork that brought you was spillin loveliness from its beak
Whistle
You’re a lovely little girl that’s what you is
Loveliness happens to be your biz
On your office door it says
Lovely is as lovely does
And Lovely is the answer to this quiz
You’re a lovely little girl that’s what you is
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
do you know, do you know
who invented the trouser
do you know, do you know
who invented the trouser
it was invented by jack trouser in 1751
it was invented by jack trouser in 1751
before that they just called the trouser pants
before that they just called the trouser pants
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
do you know, do you know
who invented the trouser
do you know, do you know
who invented the trouser
it was invented by jack trouser in 1751
it was invented by jack trouser in 1751
before that they just called the trouser pants
before that they just called the trouser pants
whistle
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
1 leg, 2 legs
that’s the way the trouser works
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so much food to look forward to
noodles, pizza, mangoes to
so much food out in the world
but for now, you’re a milk girl
milk that’s warm and wet and white
milk in the morning, milk at night
they can offer you gold and spice and silk
no thanks, you’ll say, just milk
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
just milk (slurp slurp)
just milk (slurp slurp)
there’s kung pao chicken and garlic naan
green beans, walnuts, custard, flan
fish that’s filleted and beef that’s ground
but for now you’re a milk hound
milk at 9 and 12 and 3
milk for brunch and milk for tea
if you were a French girl, you would say
“mama…du lait!”
whistle
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
milk milk milk milk
just milk (slurp slurp)
just milk (slurp slurp)
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a dog I know likes to go
all by himself to the store
he buys a kite, flies it at night
all by himself by the shore
it’s just how he likes to play
does it every Saturday
the other days he buys a snowplow
let’s get dressed, go where it’s cold
we can see him on his snowplow now…
if you must know his name is clark
if you must know his name is clark
his name is clark if you must know
clark clark clark clark clark clark clark
lives in the park, likes to bark
sees really well in the dark
a dog I know likes to go
all by himself to the store
he buys a kite, flies it at night
all by himself by the shore
it’s just how he likes to play
does it every Saturday
the other days he buys a snowplow
let’s get dressed, go where it’s cold
we can see him on his snowplow now…
whistle
if you must know his name is clark
if you must know his name is clark
his name is clark if you must know
clark clark clark clark clark clark clark
lives in the park, likes to bark
sees really well in the dark
clark….
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You’re still a baby, you’re the baby sort
Not so long ago, you came thru the baby port
But every now and then we think you’re all grown up
And that you’re really really really really short
Shorter than a bread box, shorter than the stairs
Shorter than the milk crate, shorter than most chairs
If we built you a life-sized fort
It’d be really really really really short
You’re still a baby, you’re the baby sort
That’s my information, that’s my report
But sometimes we forget, think you’re all grown up
And that you’re really really really really short
Whistle
Shorter than a bread box, shorter than the stairs
Shorter than the milk crate, shorter than most chairs
If we built you a life-sized fort
It’d be really really really really short
You’re still a baby, you’re the baby sort
You wouldn’t be much good on the basketball court
But sometimes we forget, think you’re all grown up
And that you’re really really really really short
Really really really really short
Really really really really short
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Mister lister
Mister lister, mister lister
He makes Listerine
Sometimes life is hectic and you need an antiseptic
That’s was mr. lister does, rum pum pum!
Mister Kleenex
Mister Kleenex, mister Kleenex
He makes Kleenex tissues
He makes Kleenex tissues
For when you go achoo!
That’s what mr. Kleenex does, rum pum pum!
Mister colgate
Mister colgate, mister colgate
He makes colgate toothpaste
He makes colgate toothpaste
So enamel does not go to waste
That’s what mr. colgate does, rum pum pum pum pum!
Philadelphia
Philadelphia, Philadelphia
They make all the cream cheese
That’s what they finagle
Little schmear for your bagel
That’s what Philadelphia does, rum pum pum
Whistle
Mister Schwinn
Mister Schwinn, Mister Schwinn
He makes bicycles
He makes all the bicycles
For when you outgrow tricycles
That’s what Mr. Schwinn does, rum pum pum pum pum!
Mister Schwinn
Philadelphia
Mister Colgate
Mister Kleenex
Mister Lister
Mister Lister
That’s what Mister Lister does--
Rum pum pum!!!
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You’re sleepin on your tummy
I’m watchin over you
Your mom went to the grocery
To get some food
I’ll look at the paper
Guess that’s what I’ll do
Watchin over you
Tomorrow you’ll be 8 weeks old
Still so new
Hard to remember a time before you
All the stuff they say, I guess it’s true
Watchin over you
I don’t really have to do very much
Watchin over you
You seem to be breathing fine
The way you do
You’re sleepin on your tummy
I’m watchin over you
Your little shirt is white,
Your trousers are blue
Nice to be here on a Saturday afternoon
Watchin over you
Whistle
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Labor day, Labor day
Today’s the day the working people celebrate
Shops are closed, the sun feels good
We can take a walk around the neighborhood
Labor day, the sky is blue
All the workers gonna have a barbecue
Breathe the air, say hooray
This is your very first labor day
Whistle
Labor day, labor day
The rest of the world does it the first of may
So much for solidarity, but what the hey
September’s when we celebrate Labor Day
Labor day, Labor Day
Tomorrow all the workers put their toys away
Let’s take a walk, and eat sorbet
Today is your very first Labor Day
Today is your very first Labor Day
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Look, there is our favorite cat
Lying on the porch in the sun
When it’s time for you to go to school
Maybe he can come along with you
Maybe he’ll carry all of your pens
Maybe you can set him out some food
When the teacher asks you to go up to the board
Maybe he can go up there for you
He’ll draw pictures, he’ll add numbers
He’ll write book reports, imagine that
Some things you’ll have to do for yourself
You’re a girl after all and he’s a cat
Whistle
Look, there is our favorite cat
Lying on the porch in the sun
When it’s time for you to go to school
Maybe he can come along with you
Maybe he’ll carry all of your pens
Maybe you can set him out some food
When the teacher asks you to come up to the board
Maybe he can go up there for you
He’ll draw pictures, he’ll add numbers
He’ll write book reports, imagine that
Some things you’ll have to do for yourself
You’re a girl after all and he’s a cat
Look, there is our favorite cat
Lying on the porch in the sun
When it’s time for you to go to school
Maybe he can come along with you
Maybe he can come along with you
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The monkey and the kangaroo came one day for tea
The monkey and the kangaroo, came one day round three
The monkey said “how do you do” the monkey he cleaned up my room
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The monkey and the kangaroo knocked upon the door
The monkey and the kangaroo, must have been ‘round four
The monkey said, “hello, all hail,” the monkey sorted out my mail
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The monkey and the kangaroo came one day quite late
The monkey and the kangaroo, must have been past eight
The monkey said it’s time for bed, let’s clean your teeth & wash your head
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The kangaroo he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
Whistle
The monkey and the kangaroo came when we were asleep
They crept in by the back door they did not make a peep
The kangaroo went to the cupboard
Helped himself to bread and butter
The monkey he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The monkey he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The monkey he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
The monkey he jumped & jumped &jumped & jumped around
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A little air, a little sun
A little daylight on your bum
Naked outside, oh yeah
A little sun, a little air
A little breeze on your rear
Naked outside, oh yeah
Whistle
You can’t do it when you’re 25 probably
Unless you’re in the woods or at some festival, maybe
A little air, a little sun
Little breeze on your bum
Naked outside, oh yeah
A little air, a little sun
A little daylight on your bum
Naked outside, oh yeah
Naked outside, oh yeah
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8 weeks old you’ll never be 8 weeks old again my child
8 weeks old and I hope you’ll live a very very very long time
whistle
8 weeks old we carry you around you go no place alone
except wherever your dreams may take you
Sweden, Pakistan, maybe to the amazon
And into the jungle zone
8 weeks old you’ll never be 8 weeks old again my child
8 weeks old and I hope you’ll live a very very very very
very very very very
very very very long time
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now you had your bathy
now we put your clothes away
soon it will be bedtime
tomorrow is another day
tomorrow, tomorrow
tomorrow is another day
we walked around the lake and
now you’re in your p.j.’s
hope your dreams are sweet
tomorrow is another day
tomorrow, tomorrow
tomorrow is another day
tomorrow the sun will rise up high
by the time you wake it’s halfway up the sky
now I’ll turn the lites out
good night, good night, the cats will say
lie back, go to sleep
tomorrow is another day
tomorrow, tomorrow
tomorrow is another day
tomorrow, tomorrow
tomorrow is another day
whistle
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